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Haircut results in child abuse charge

Haircut abuse

Haircut abuse

(BGA) – Local mother has been charged with child abuse after a neighbor called Child Support Services about the haircut of the youngest daughter of Mrs. Stazny. “Her hair wasn’t growing in on the sides of her head anyways,” Mrs. Stazny said “so we decided to have a little fun with it. Who knew I could be charged with child abuse!” Mr. Latimer, the family’s lawyer, is confident that the charges will be dismissed since the child was returned to her mother pending a court appearance. “Next they’ll try to outlaw how you can dress your children,” Mr. Latimer stated.

 

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