
Boat Show
(OBS) – The Seattle Boat Show was off to a horrific start when a boat trailer careened out of control trapping one and severely injuring one other earlier today. Mr. Sevensten, a boat show representative stated “This was a totally freak accident and had nothing whatsoever to do with the poor choice of location as many have suggested.” It should be noted that there were several protesters on hand at the start of this year’s boat show condemning local government for allowing the show to go on in an old-growth forest, more than 150 miles from the ocean. “We had nothing to do with the accident” said Murray Walter, spokesman for ‘Old Growth Tree Supporters’ or ‘OGTS’, “but nature does have a voice of it’s own, one way or another”. The trapped lady was freed after 20 minutes of being pinned down by the errant boat trailer. It was later revealed that she was a member of the protest group and had chained herself to the boat trailer.