iaoNEWS.com » accident http://iaonews.com International Association Of News Websites Sat, 06 Feb 2010 05:49:53 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 Cable guy falls off ladder, onto fence http://iaonews.com/2009/06/cable-guy-falls-off-ladder-onto-fence/ http://iaonews.com/2009/06/cable-guy-falls-off-ladder-onto-fence/#comments Mon, 08 Jun 2009 23:50:39 +0000 editor http://iaonews.com/?p=133 (NewsSP) While the fence didn’t report any damage, the three spikes that went through the unidentified cable repair man’s legs took extra effort to be dislodged, after being cut off the fence and removed from the man’s legs in hospital.
“The injuries were non-life-threatening” said surgeon Dr. Hank Mills.

repairmanA consumer advocacy group, unnamed at press time, released this statement “Apparently Comcast is issuing extra service charges to the home owner and hopes to recoup last quarter’s loss of revenue from the homeowner’s insurance. We find this unconscionable and an act that speaks for itself in this dog-eat-dog business world of today.”
The statement continued on for some 12 pages explaining the current global economic crisis as a plan to keep people home and watch more TV.

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Boat Show

Boat Show

(OBS) – The Seattle Boat Show was off to a horrific start when a boat trailer careened out of control trapping one and severely injuring one other earlier today. Mr. Sevensten, a boat show representative stated “This was a totally freak accident and had nothing whatsoever to do with the poor choice of location as many have suggested.” It should be noted that there were several protesters on hand at the start of this year’s boat show condemning local government for allowing the show to go on in an old-growth forest, more than 150 miles from the ocean. “We had nothing to do with the accident” said Murray Walter, spokesman for ‘Old Growth Tree Supporters’ or ‘OGTS’, “but nature does have a voice of it’s own, one way or another”. The trapped lady was freed after 20 minutes of being pinned down by the errant boat trailer. It was later revealed that she was a member of the protest group and had chained herself to the boat trailer.

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