(NewsSP) While the fence didn’t report any damage, the three spikes that went through the unidentified cable repair man’s legs took extra effort to be dislodged, after being cut off the fence and removed from the man’s legs in hospital.
“The injuries were non-life-threatening” said surgeon Dr. Hank Mills.
A consumer advocacy group, unnamed at press time, released this statement “Apparently Comcast is issuing extra service charges to the home owner and hopes to recoup last quarter’s loss of revenue from the homeowner’s insurance. We find this unconscionable and an act that speaks for itself in this dog-eat-dog business world of today.”
The statement continued on for some 12 pages explaining the current global economic crisis as a plan to keep people home and watch more TV.
