(NyNews) PaulMcCartney, playing a set attop the Ed Sullivan Theatre on Wednesday afternoon, was hit by a low flying glider steered by a loyal fan.
“It was bizarre” said Raoul (last name withheld) “the plane came out of nowhere and jacked McCartney right off the roof”.
Paul McCartney of Beatles fame, was reportedly taken to NY General, after the incident. Publicists say tha his scheduled performance at New York’s Citi Field will go on without delay.
(MJnews) Debbie Rowe rescinds any standing towards reuniting as the mother as Michael Jackson’s chikdren. Reportedly she is quietly accepting a large cash payment to not push for custody and her reunion with the children.
But, we have seen evidence of Debbie Rowe’s higher standing:
By bowing out of any court fight over the children she is enforcing that a DNA test never be performed on the children to finally put to rest claims that MJ is not the natural father. Good for you Debbie… if you ever need a job, look us up.
(Unconfirmed) Reports at this time say that MICHAEL JACKSON, pop star, has died of an apparent cardiac arrest.
More to follow.
(Pr0nNewsPa) A local man was arrested for public indecency after he blasted his neighborhood with a sexual act audio tape in an effort to chase the neighborhood kids of the street.
Although there is nothing illegal about the children playing outside, Michael Buck now faces felony charges resulting from his scare tactic.
Picture of man and daughter as they show reporter how they saw a UFO
(UFONews) Last week a man and his daughter (anonymity requested) came forward with pictures of themselves staring at a UFO.
No investigation has been launched as the photos turned over to the FBI were only of the pair looking up into the sky.
No other reports of UFO sightings were in the Tulsa area during that time period and criminal charges may be laid in connection with filing a false police report.
Burglar pictured seconds before spray painting the camera
(SNews) A clever burglar wa sapprehended as he made a common mistake… facing the security camera without a mask on seconds before he spray paints the lens to avoid detection… WHOOPS!
While it did take local police two days to track the man down, and his accomplices, it wasn’t until shown the evidence against him that the man, still unnamed at press time, confessed to the crime. He is facing multiple charges stemming from the arrest and is now free on a $500.00 bond pending trial.
Justice sure is swift! More photos here.
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