(SUBinfo) According to recent surveys, between 80% and 95% of paper money in the US and Canada have trace amounts of cocaine and other illegal drugs on them.
Except the $1.00 bill (US) which doesn’t get much love from the nose candy according to the same surveys (less than 40% of one dollar bills have the same trace amounts of drugs).
No word yet on credit/debit cards and travellers checks….
(UFOnews) Today the UK Archives have released over 4,000 new pages of close encounters with the third kind. See: http://ufos.nationalarchives.gov.uk/
What do two men seeing a lemon-shaped head on an alien have to do with the movie “Independence Day”? Maybe nothing “Maybe everything” says one researcher that found, in the UK, reportings of sightings closely corresponded with the release of major motion pictures featuring alien themes.
Look in the sky, but don’t tell anyone, or they will GET YOU!
GE shines again
(BIGspitNEWS) GE’s former leading money maker, CEO and book writer evades being tarred with remainder of existing current and former top employees for SEC revealed “trick handling” of profit reporting from 2001 – 2007, because of various “financial accounting tricks” that helped GE beat analyists quarterly targets during years that would have otherwise not been so rosy.
“With the $50,000,000.00 fine we expect no further recurrances of these ‘accounting tricks’ “ an unnamed inside source was quoted as saying.
Yes, good enough to raise money in this program
(NB CarBeat) Ford Motor Company reports higher sales for July than expected, points to the “Clunkers for cash” stimulus plan as a “great example” for putting America back to work.
Senator Ringworth (D-Colorado) declares that with each clunker ” a new era of government support once again mortgages future generations for the ill-thinking oil-drunk Americans” and suggests a mandate of 20% minimum electric cars be purchased as part of this “cash for poor people to buy modest gas guzzlers” despite the restricive policy of cars eligible for this program.
However, there are unintended consequences yet to be revealed, such as the percentage guaranteed on cash profits in the ”clunkers for cash” dealer sale and the disposal trail that is yet to be determined for these rust buckets.
Unnamed surces that Oregon will not push for “free fill” for many dangerous and abondoned mines to be filled with shredded steel.
Bringing freedom to two more
(Evl NK) Bill Clinton, former, “almost disgraced” president of America meets with North Korean leaders and offers himself as hostage in trade for two captive journalists.
Kim Il Jong refuses offer and escorts Mr. Clinton off North Korean soil with the two hostages.
America claims victory, lights still off in over 80% of North Korean homes.
(newsJAPAN) Giant squids have accumulated in vast numbers off the Sea of Japan, hampering seafarers and shipping lanes alike. Fishermen have redoubled efforts to keep nets clear with two fishermen unaccounted for since Sunday afternoon.
“It’s the worse attack we’ve ever seen” is the description of one Japanese fisherman (translated by Roger DeWalt, on location in a coastal village).
Countless fishermen are seeking government relief, attempting to head off desperation and bankuptcy in an already falling market.
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