More Debt Than People

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(BBanks) If the economy is so bad, and governments are propping up economies with greater debt loads, where is all the money going?

Who exactly is benefiting from all this largese? Are we just mortgaging our future so that a few wealthy people/companies/families/gangs, (etc) hold us ransom for money that will never, can never, be paid?

Are we living so ‘high on the hog’ that we can’t afford to contribute meaningfully to our own future well-being?

Studies have shown that the underground ecomonies of drugs, sexual trafficking and bootleg ‘everything’ has grown so much that the money possessed by these crime rings can never be brought to the surface of taxation and social responsibilities.

We are becoming not only indebted to our future but also to criminal activities!

The legalization of everything is coming so that governments, that have robbed from the middle-class and poor for so long, cannot continue to overlook the wealth of drugs and sex, and the possible tax revenues, much longer.

Our future outlook is much worse than anyone can imagine!

Dysrationalia

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(SCInews-OP) Smart people seemingly doing stupid things.

“Dysrationalia” is in the running for top ten new words of 2009.

Tiger Woods Hurt in Crash

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Unnamed publicist denies “family despute over affiar” led to Tiger Woods crashing car and being assaulted by wife.

And we deny all knowledge of what the hell happened too. But if we had to guess we think that the tabloids will have an excellent “off-golf-season” with Mr. Woods, et al.

Senator Ted Kennedy Died

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(MIKnewsFWUP) Senator Ted Kennedy -Dem has died.

The question remains will his secret to what happened that fateful evenling so many years ago at Chappiquiddick (1969) that involved a car accident and a young woman was killed.

What killed the 77 year old, at this time is unclear although the recent battle with a btrain tumor is highly suspect as the cause of death.

To be revealed after his death? Inside sources that refuse to be named due to their sensitive positions within the Kennedy compound have indicated that the 77 year old Kennedy was using medical marijuana.

Turmoil suspected.

High heat adds to risk of heating up

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(BCoutdoors) High heat, smoke and fires continue to drive residents to shelter, cooler climes and less threatening circumstances. Aliens still not welcome.

With several small communities still on fire watch and evacuation alert the BC Liberal government hopes to avoid any talk of overspending by introduing a fall legislation package that aims at “limiting alien exposure” as the 2010 Olympic Games draw closer.

Gordon Campbell was quoted as being rumored to say that “despite previous visits” no aliens will be granted immunity in BC without a “spacecraft tax” and “sponsoring fee” being paid. He was possibly drunk at the time, said the organizer of the BC chapter of MADD (Mothers Against Drunk Driving) at a rally to support the unveling of yet another disappointing canadian Olympic Hockey jersey.

Sure, all Canadians want red maple leafs on a white shirt… GAWDDAMN. Not going to go very far to paying off the estimated $CDN 2 Billion taxpayer debt (estimated by IAOnews.com financial consultant Red Buttonsontop) due March 2010.

unNuclear UnKnown UnHostagetakers UnMissing Arctic Sea

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(Somewhere Near Us) The missing cargo ship was never missing, just lost.

Or held to ransom. Or illegally trafficking nuclear materials and/or space aliens.

The story of the freighter Arctic Sea will certainly not end here. Maybe.

 

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