
Dunkin Donuts
(LCD) – Dunkin Donuts PR director has denied reports of a soon-to-be-released new product line “low-carb donuts”. An unnamed source inside Dunkin Donuts, America’s largest donut chain, has reported that the company is soon to announce a low-carb donut in an effort to reverse the trend of falling sales and stock prices. Reputed to be a special ingredient mix that includes whole wheat flour and aspertame sugar substitute, the round sweetener-topped donut may be appearing soon in 4 flavors: glazed, cranberry, raspberry and lemon. “Test groups have been giving mixed reviews of the product line, but we are sure we have a winner” stated the anonymous source.