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“Silly Bandz” hottest Christmas gift for kids

Bob — Mon, 06 Dec 2010 06:55:34 +0000

“Silly Bandz”, the multi-colored, multi-shaped and very collectible rubber wrist band is the latest fad to grab the attention of pre-teens and tweens this year.

In all colors and shapes Silly Bandz are wrist bands, necklaces and one of the hottest gifts this year. banned in some schools we’re seeing a remake of the Pokemon fad of several years ago.

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Vote for CAMEyeO.com ‘faCetalk Online” Best New Technology

Bob — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 03:21:50 +0000

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More Debt Than People

Bob — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 03:08:35 +0000

(BBanks) If the economy is so bad, and governments are propping up economies with greater debt loads, where is all the money going?

Who exactly is benefiting from all this largese? Are we just mortgaging our future so that a few wealthy people/companies/families/gangs, (etc) hold us ransom for money that will never, can never, be paid?

Are we living so ‘high on the hog’ that we can’t afford to contribute meaningfully to our own future well-being?

Studies have shown that the underground ecomonies of drugs, sexual trafficking and bootleg ‘everything’ has grown so much that the money possessed by these crime rings can never be brought to the surface of taxation and social responsibilities.

We are becoming not only indebted to our future but also to criminal activities!

The legalization of everything is coming so that governments, that have robbed from the middle-class and poor for so long, cannot continue to overlook the wealth of drugs and sex, and the possible tax revenues, much longer.

Our future outlook is much worse than anyone can imagine!

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Jack Walsh, former GE CEO, comes forth to mark one more in the win column

Bob — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 05:51:00 +0000

GE shines again

(BIGspitNEWS) GE’s former leading money maker, CEO and book writer evades being tarred with remainder of existing current and former top employees for SEC revealed “trick handling” of profit reporting from 2001 – 2007, because of various “financial accounting tricks” that helped GE beat analyists quarterly targets during years that would have otherwise not been so rosy.

“With the $50,000,000.00 fine we expect no further recurrances of these ‘accounting tricks’ “ an unnamed inside source was quoted as saying.

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Trade-in program “Clunkers for cash” gains steam, falls short of goals early

Bob — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 05:36:34 +0000

Yes, good enough to raise money in this program

(NB CarBeat) Ford Motor Company reports higher sales for July than expected, points to the “Clunkers for cash” stimulus plan as a “great example” for putting America back to work.

Senator Ringworth (D-Colorado) declares that with each clunker ” a new era of government support once again mortgages future generations for the ill-thinking oil-drunk Americans” and suggests a mandate of 20% minimum electric cars be purchased as part of this “cash for poor people to buy modest gas guzzlers” despite the restricive policy of cars eligible for this program.

However, there are unintended consequences yet to be revealed, such as the percentage guaranteed on cash profits in the ”clunkers for cash” dealer sale and the disposal trail that is yet to be determined for these rust buckets.

Unnamed surces that Oregon will not push for “free fill” for many dangerous and abondoned mines to be filled with shredded steel.

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Starbucks Double Tall Bill on Memorial Day Weekend

Bob — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 01:38:37 +0000

(WNnews) Maybe as many as one million customers in the US and Canada were double-billed for credit and debit purchases over the American long weekend.

Starbucks has been working to credit all customers and reportedly apologizes for the error not coming to light later earlier.

Well, it was a winning submission in the company’s “How to increase sales” contest for employees. No reports as to what the prize winner received although we think it might be as much as 5 years in prison.

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Banks want more ca$h

Bob — Wed, 06 May 2009 06:13:19 +0000

Mr. Bernacker

(OPH) With the Obama administration saying “No” to more cash bailouts for the banks, solvency is falling and the state banks now want to have inter-state banking laws adjusted for more “equality” with other world bank systems.
This would allow a few larger banks to buy up hundreds, if not thousands, of small state banks to be “gobbled up” and merged with larger banks.
“This could be a good thing” says Bernacker, the chief of some large administration overlord outfit, “but we will have to see who pays what to whom… before this is all sorted out” he was quoted as saying.
iaoNEWS.com financial banking specialists report that mergers are the only way for the US banking system to get a firm grip on the current recession now that no furhter bailout money will be
made available.

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Low-carb donuts

Bob — Wed, 06 May 2009 03:40:30 +0000

Dunkin Donuts

(LCD) – Dunkin Donuts PR director has denied reports of a soon-to-be-released new product line “low-carb donuts”. An unnamed source inside Dunkin Donuts, America’s largest donut chain, has reported that the company is soon to announce a low-carb donut in an effort to reverse the trend of falling sales and stock prices. Reputed to be a special ingredient mix that includes whole wheat flour and aspertame sugar substitute, the round sweetener-topped donut may be appearing soon in 4 flavors: glazed, cranberry, raspberry and lemon. “Test groups have been giving mixed reviews of the product line, but we are sure we have a winner” stated the anonymous source.

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‘Nice’ Delta airlines

Bob — Wed, 06 May 2009 03:33:17 +0000

Delta Airlines

(BBY) – Delta Airlines low-cost affiliate airline ‘Song’ will be giving away free travel tickets for passengers that are spotted doing ‘nice’ things for other passengers and airline staff. This promotion, running from June to October, is not expected to cost the airline any more money that “what we give away when things go wrong” stated one employee that wanted to remain anonymous.
There has been considered quiet from rival airlines after this promotion was made public.

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Freak wave at boatshow causes accident

Bob — Wed, 06 May 2009 03:27:56 +0000

Boat Show

(OBS) – The Seattle Boat Show was off to a horrific start when a boat trailer careened out of control trapping one and severely injuring one other earlier today. Mr. Sevensten, a boat show representative stated “This was a totally freak accident and had nothing whatsoever to do with the poor choice of location as many have suggested.” It should be noted that there were several protesters on hand at the start of this year’s boat show condemning local government for allowing the show to go on in an old-growth forest, more than 150 miles from the ocean. “We had nothing to do with the accident” said Murray Walter, spokesman for ‘Old Growth Tree Supporters’ or ‘OGTS’, “but nature does have a voice of it’s own, one way or another”. The trapped lady was freed after 20 minutes of being pinned down by the errant boat trailer. It was later revealed that she was a member of the protest group and had chained herself to the boat trailer.

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