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Osama bin Laden is Dead!

Bob — Mon, 02 May 2011 16:57:11 +0000

Osama bin Laden is dead

(iaoNEWS) The death of Osama bin Laden has been confirmed through DNA and other tests. The terrorist leader of al Qaeda was killed last week in a strike on his hidden compound deep in Pakistan by American Special Services military personnel. Bin Laden was later buried at sea in a religious ceremony performed. “Procedures for Islamic body were followed. The body was washed and placed in a white sheet. A military official read prepared remarks, which were then translated into Arabic by a native speaker. The body of Osama bin Laden was placed on a flat board, which was then tipped up, and allowed to slide into the sea.”
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WikiLeaks founder in hiding

Bob — Mon, 06 Dec 2010 05:40:49 +0000

Julian Assange is reported to be in hiding in the UK from Swedish sex charges and possible espionage charges in the US.

More to follow.

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More Debt Than People

Bob — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 03:08:35 +0000

(BBanks) If the economy is so bad, and governments are propping up economies with greater debt loads, where is all the money going?

Who exactly is benefiting from all this largese? Are we just mortgaging our future so that a few wealthy people/companies/families/gangs, (etc) hold us ransom for money that will never, can never, be paid?

Are we living so ‘high on the hog’ that we can’t afford to contribute meaningfully to our own future well-being?

Studies have shown that the underground ecomonies of drugs, sexual trafficking and bootleg ‘everything’ has grown so much that the money possessed by these crime rings can never be brought to the surface of taxation and social responsibilities.

We are becoming not only indebted to our future but also to criminal activities!

The legalization of everything is coming so that governments, that have robbed from the middle-class and poor for so long, cannot continue to overlook the wealth of drugs and sex, and the possible tax revenues, much longer.

Our future outlook is much worse than anyone can imagine!

Your cash gets higher and higher Your cash is laced with coke!...

Your cash gets higher and higher

Bob — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 04:03:50 +0000

(SUBinfo) According to recent surveys, between 80% and 95% of paper money in the US and Canada have trace amounts of cocaine and other illegal drugs on them.

Except the $1.00 bill (US) which doesn’t get much love from the nose candy according to the same surveys (less than 40% of one dollar bills have the same trace amounts of drugs).

No word yet on credit/debit cards and travellers checks….

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Trade-in program “Clunkers for cash” gains steam, falls short of goals early

Bob — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 05:36:34 +0000

Yes, good enough to raise money in this program

(NB CarBeat) Ford Motor Company reports higher sales for July than expected, points to the “Clunkers for cash” stimulus plan as a “great example” for putting America back to work.

Senator Ringworth (D-Colorado) declares that with each clunker ” a new era of government support once again mortgages future generations for the ill-thinking oil-drunk Americans” and suggests a mandate of 20% minimum electric cars be purchased as part of this “cash for poor people to buy modest gas guzzlers” despite the restricive policy of cars eligible for this program.

However, there are unintended consequences yet to be revealed, such as the percentage guaranteed on cash profits in the ”clunkers for cash” dealer sale and the disposal trail that is yet to be determined for these rust buckets.

Unnamed surces that Oregon will not push for “free fill” for many dangerous and abondoned mines to be filled with shredded steel.

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“Citizen Bill” brings home two arrested American Journalists

Bob — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 05:23:13 +0000

Bringing freedom to two more

(Evl NK) Bill Clinton, former, “almost disgraced” president of America meets with North Korean leaders and offers himself as hostage in trade for two captive journalists.

Kim Il Jong refuses offer and escorts Mr. Clinton off North Korean soil with the two hostages.

America claims victory, lights still off in over 80% of North Korean homes.

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Man blares horn to chase neighborhood kids off the street

Bob — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 15:30:28 +0000

(Pr0nNewsPa) A local man was arrested for public indecency after he blasted his neighborhood with a sexual act audio tape in an effort to chase the neighborhood kids of the street.

Although there is nothing illegal about the children playing outside, Michael Buck now faces felony charges resulting from his scare tactic.

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Father and Daughter see UFO

Bob — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 15:20:45 +0000

Picture of man and daughter as they show reporter how they saw a UFO

(UFONews) Last week a man and his daughter (anonymity requested) came forward with pictures of themselves staring at a UFO.

No investigation has been launched as the photos turned over to the FBI were only of the pair looking up into the sky.

No other reports of UFO sightings were in the Tulsa area during that time period and criminal charges may be laid in connection with filing a false police report.

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A Clever Burglar

Bob — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 15:14:37 +0000

Burglar pictured seconds before spray painting the camera

(SNews) A clever burglar wa sapprehended as he made a common mistake… facing the security camera without a mask on seconds before he spray paints the lens to avoid detection… WHOOPS!

While it did take local police two days to track the man down, and his accomplices, it wasn’t until shown the evidence against him that the man, still unnamed at press time, confessed to the crime. He is facing multiple charges stemming from the arrest and is now free on a $500.00 bond pending trial.

Justice sure is swift! More photos here.

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Homeless man coppers it up

Bob — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 21:41:51 +0000

(MidNews) A homeless man was almost arrested at a metal recycling plant as he was selling 40lbs of copper.

It seems that the homeless man (name unavailable) was turning in more than 40lbs of flattened pennies retrieved from alongside railroad tracks, and when the clerk at the metal recycling shop realized what the medal was and the police were called.

“There was no arrest” said Sgt. Flaherty, spokesman for Midtown PD “but the appropriate authorities were called before that decision was made”. An insider, that wished to remain anonymous, reported that the FBI and Treasury agents were also called in, as the copper was “currency, despite it’s present condition” and destruction is outlined as a crime in the federal statutes concerning currency.

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